Tuesday, April 6, 2010

The Mikey Inflection - Part II

Keyboard Warriors unite!
Ahh the 'keyboard warrior' that most humble, rightious, gracious, caring, protecting individual who guards our internet from the tyrany of trolls, the oppression of conformists...

Whoa...Wait a minute...This doesn't feel right...

You ever come accross those wanker-ish, cock headed, moronic, stubborn, unwavering in their belief/idea/point/opinion people on the internet? You know those guys who say: "BAH THAT GAME HAS NO REAL STORY AND THE GRAPHICS ARE SHIT! LETS GO HAVE SEX WITH FINAL FANTASY! IT'S THE BEST THING EVER. (That last part was just what I like to imagine them saying because I really, really dislike the FF series.)
But honestly..Those guys who refuse to see reason or accept the POSSIBILITY of someone elses opinion/view. Keyboard Warriors...Great title for a shit person.
I've met a few of these gallant soldiers off of their chosen battlefield. And let me tell you, for the most part these people are quite, shy, unconfronting, socially awkward people who really, really need to see a psychologist. They are worryingly silent...But behind that desk, a few key strokes and these people are the be all and end all of the internet. Fear them for their word is above that of the gods. Do not question their might or suffer their unyeilding rage and spamming.

Just thought I'd say that. Throw it out there because forums become really un-entertaing when a nest of these fuckers crops up.

Thanks for having me, I've had a wonderful time.

2 comments:

  1. i read opinion, battlefield and final fantasy... was this post about me?

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  2. No it was about Keyboard Warriors...

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